Flash Fiction # 3: Power of Fiendship

Murder von Asshole had just defeated the party of heroes, but how? Turns out the leader of the heroes wasn’t the best of friends and had been creepy to the female adventurers in his group. How while Murder von Asshole was an asshole and murderer he knew that mistreatment of his staff was a huge no-no. Yep, he treats his employees well with good pay and a welcoming human resources department. So while his conquest over the land is purging out the resistance Murder von Asshole maintains a stellar operation where his workers are treated much better than most employers. Seems that so-called good guys skipped the part about making their workers happy, if you want to live now might be a good time to join up with Mr. Asshole.